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232 p
Contents: Not bog standard -- Catty gory -- A bird in the hand -- Dunny log -- Kick the bucket -- Message in a bottle -- Get lost -- Clairvoyant canine -- A dog's life -- Flu past -- Fish out of water -- Santa's super shine
Summary: Be honest: are you really sure there's nothing living in your toilet? Really, really sure? Positive? What about that stuffed cat? Pretty sure it won't come alive in the night and completely freak you out? Well, you have a lot to learn, because not only is your toilet full of creatures that enjoy making your mum yell at you, but also there are all sorts of weird and crazy possibilities out there